Organic Cucumber is recruiting!

2009-07-19 07:41:34 by Organic-Cucumber

We are very excited to announce that Organic Cucumber is hosting auditions for positions in our musical team. In this post, I will explain what we are about, what is expected of our team members and what benefits there are to being a member.

Organic Cucumber was founded by Jason Enderby in 2008. It started as a simple outlet for the mental instability of Jason (AKA TARDOM). His methodological approach was to spend the entire duration of a track doing a single instrumental track, and repeating this process until all layers of the song were complete. This resulted in Jason being seen and heard as a slightly unstable but nevertheless harmless chap. Leechtime (AKA Assassin2) later joined Jason and explored with him the possibilities of A Cappella. We were later joined by an energetic MrSaint, a much needed flavor to our ever growing group. Today, Organic Cucumber has been behind some of Hollywood's greatest film scores, and by behind them I mean have done A Cappella versions of them. Organic Cucumber strive to create an A Compelling piece every time.

As a member of Organic Cucumber, your roles will involve researching songs that you deem adequate for an A Cappella (or anything else), liaising with other members to organise vocal input to have sent to a designated sound engineer, a psychologically questionable medical record is desired but not essential, as is the ability to sing.

The benefits of becoming a member of Organic Cucumber are quite simple. You will find it increasingly easier to create A Cappella pieces, and you will gain a strong sense of admiration from Fisherman and other people that have a profession situated near water that can also be a hobby; such as Surfers, Horticulturalists, Cooks, Janitors and Olympic Swimmers/Divers.

So don't be afraid, apply for Organic Cucumber today and create something magical tomorrow. Just send us a PM!

Click here for our up to date member list.


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2009-07-19 15:07:06

I'm not likely to do anything but I'll join :)

Organic-Cucumber responds:

Your on the team :D


2009-07-19 16:59:23

We're like Hillsong, we're an organisation! Ip sidem donkeys.


2009-07-19 18:00:33

Count me in.

Organic-Cucumber responds:



2009-08-17 17:33:36

Drew used JOIN. Its not very effective... Drew used SPAM. Its super-effective! lol


2009-08-21 11:34:18

I'd LOVE to take part in changing the World in NO way whatsoever!
*goes back to my meaningless existence*


2009-08-22 16:46:04

Lets lock this wild Organic-Cucumber in a Pokeball and take it to the Pokemon


2009-08-25 20:58:33

*laughs like the bully from The Simpsons, points at Saint's comment and says*

You said poke. . . . AND bawlz!
HAaAAa HaAaAaAaaa


2009-08-30 04:11:04

mmmmmmmmmm.sexual. just so you know, my email is the same as my hotmail :S infact, you sent me a message of your voice Leech :D you TARD! rofls.
i will be online tonight. i miss the pokemonze :D


2009-08-30 23:22:17

Yew HAFF meh emales, Organick-Kewcumbur------>
Remember the Super Song Swap-O-Rama?
All the consecutive hours spent, speaking of absolutely nothing?
I looked into your eyes on Skype, Dayumit!
We sang of militant lesbians, sheiting birds and Indian Disco (well, we technically haven't sung about the Indian Disco YET,
but you suggested it, anyway. I'm still game if YOU are).
We're friends on Facebook, for Jehovah's sake!
I've poked you dayumit. I've fuckin' POKED you! Jeez!
Is our e-friendship all a sham?
You care NOTHING for Bunny Wabbits, good Whiskey,
Dinosaurs or sun dried tomatoes.
These were all lies, LIEZ, I tell you!
I just KNEW it!

I'm sad now.
I shall go and play with a gun. . .
in the rain, from a gigantic, fierce thunderstorm looming,
leaning up against a large metal rod stuck in the ground,
eating poisonous dried berries mixed with razor blade shards,
dressed in a suit made of smelly, bloody steak,
beside a cage full of starving Lions.
I could, go on but the berries are starting to take eff

Organic-Cucumber responds:

is that a comment or a novel? will part two be released soon? what will happen to the shadow king and princess dermatology? will friends become enemies? enemies become friends? who gave baby suzie the extacy? and when did little peter get a tattoo of skullrape?
find out next week on " GAIAS COMMENTS"
lol. not really. we love your epic words of joy :D you bring so much epic lols and like i always say... BE A FUCKING COMEDIAN! YOU WOULD MAKE LOADS of deh MOOLAH!!!!!!!


2009-09-19 12:48:08

Very cool music you guys have. How real music should be :P


2010-01-08 19:49:42

I'd like to join this; it would be pretty neat to be in a A Capella group. What do I have to do to join? (god I sound so much like a n00b ><)


2010-02-20 19:27:50

I'll join...